damn tourists

look at the pretty ducks who hang out at National Geographic:











now look at the stupid tourist boy (& mother, not pictured) who can't read the 20 signs saying to STAY TEN FEET AWAY so that the mother duck doesn't get freaked and abandon her babes. i wish i'd pushed him in the pool, but then he'd be even closer to the ducks. don't worry, i made sure that when my friend came along, i said loudly enough for the mother to hear: "why is it that no one is paying attention to the signs?"



unfortunately, it wasn't just tourists today who really pissed me off downtown. what's wrong with these next two photos? take a look and then i'll tell you.



the guy in photo above is a member of the staff at H&M. and look at the dept we're in. CHILDREN. maybe that's beside the point. but, how....just. hmm, i mean, how is that even comfortable? doesn't he always feel like he's one second from losing his pants altogether? and, just...why? if he's going to do that, can't he at least wear underoos with some characters or something? superman? aqua man? this dude's underwear ain't even cute. i'm really sorry that he has no ass, but there are solutions.


alls i gotta say about the photo above is that i am 7 months pregnant and i was standing. and, clearly, not standing too far away from the dude. i really didn't want the seat--i wanted the offer, and i'm sure some other people would have, as well. i sent this to seathogs.com. HA!