Miss Penny Lane

I always tell the girls, never take it seriously.
If ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt.
Ya never get hurt, ya always have fun...
And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Saturday, March 08, 2014

Eating the pasta necklace

Mommy: Emma! What are you chewing on?
Emma: Pasta, mommy.

Thursday, February 27, 2014

things i ask siri (who is a british man, mind you)

"Siri: Should marijuana be legalized?"

thanks for this wonderfully unexpected answer, my dear, Siri! nice to know there's a dispensary quite close to my mum....

Saturday, January 21, 2012

maybe it was a sign...

...of what a dumb-ass kris humphries is when, at a party he promised not to host at their apartment, he said "who wants to drink out of mason's baby cup?"

so, it's a sign of what a dumb-ass his soon-to-be ex-wife is, too, that she would marry such a neanderthal. he looks cromagnon, but he acts neanderthal.

that's all for now.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

it's time to say goodbye

this saddens me to the core. these jeans have a good history with me, and i with them. yet i think it's time to say goodbye. the hole in the knee is totally across and huge. holes in the knee will forever be a problem--i teach preschool and i'm on my hands and knees and rolling around and sitting with my legs crossed *indian style, etc... plus, now with the baby. i'm really not supposed to wear them to work, but they fit so nicely into my boots, which i wear all winter. is there some way to fix them? i don't care of it looks quirky, but there's gotta be some way to save them. a patch would be too little at this point. i guess i could wear them over tights, but i'm already pushing maximum density in these jeans--i can't possibly fit tights under there. or could i...? i don't even have tights. i need tights. i need to get tights from heather @ the LittleMissMatched store at union station.

* we say "crisscross applesauce" in preschools these days, but i grew up calling it "indian style." i understand the need for change; however, "crisscross applesauce" bugs the shit out of me. now you know something (else) about me you never needed to know...

Saturday, December 17, 2011

watching a show about commercials is super difficult...i find it really hard to focus because i feel like the show i'm watching is always on a commercial break, and that's when i start blogging...

i'm missing "the funniest commercials of the year" as we (i) speak (type).

check this out for starters:

Friday, December 16, 2011

should i even post this??

The guy who won Jeopardy! tonight had been trying to get on the show for 16 years--since he was a teen. He kicked ass. Now that's inspiring.

Oh my gods...I am such a nerd!

Saturday, November 05, 2011

just give me one more inch

i mean, really! this doesn't look right, especially on you. one more inch would have made all the difference (that's what she said).