this week....

in
~annie leibovitz
~jeopardy (partly to feel smart, but mostly to mock trebek)
~vanity fair (i'm still on the earth issue--it takes a long time to get through those suckers!)
~chuck klosterman (he will always be "in")
~bassett hounds
~big tippers at Johnny's (and the hot bartender who deserves it)
~watching that hot bartender plan our trip to spain
~being #40 on fafarazzi's top chef game! out of 1386--woot. :)



out
~the cyrus camp's denial & the whole controversy in general--enough!
~this cold rainy crappy weather
~putting the word "day" after "set-up" in outlook
~never hearing back from the WMATA (they usually respond with some amusing bullshit)
~the lawsuit with rob lowe and the nannies
~tom cruise on oprah
~those awful barilla pasta commercials
~my nasty feet in desperate need of a pedi
~the angie stone song where she names every black person she can think of. here's my take--put a beat behind it:

shalom out to all my Hebes--all my Jewie Jews out there! my zionist bitches! hail hillel, ya a-e-phi's! holla to the sammies and the japs with the nose jobs! to the MOT, i say "nu, baby! put me in your movie!" my last name be schulie. oy... we have ben gurion and yitzchak rabin, brandeis woulda loved shabbat with amanda peet! bugsy siegel, yo, all the arquettes, mel brooks! ben stiller! woody allen! joe lieberman! hank azaria, golda meir! next year in jerusalem with jon stewart and gene simmons...shalom and out.

hey, the beastie boys are all jewish, so it ain't such a stretch, but my point is that the angie stone song sucks almost as much as my version.

xoxo,MPL



P.S. favorite quote from the office this week:

"stanley is a beautiful sassy powerful black man..."

Runners Up: "sometimes my daughter's stomach hurts when kids are mean to her at school"
"pam has clearly given up trying."
"leave me alone dammit. did i stutter?"