p'runway commercial break commentary...

"yo, terri! your ghetto is showing!!" i don't know what the hell she was thinkin' with this unnecessary verbage: "I don't know what [suede]'s packing, balls or vajayjay, but he better figure it out." honestly, i was borderline offended. she was not trying to be funny, she was being bitchy, and her choice of words made her appear undignified and homophobic! i read today a synopsis/review of the episode that predicted terri will be remembered for her one-liners. puh--leeze!! you may catch me saying "fierce" or "i'm not your bitch, bitch" (top chef), but terri's inappropriate and meaningless comment is not a catch-phrase that is likely to pass anyone's lips. i mean, c'mon--when would one use that sentence?? while gay bashing?? terri initially struck me as dignified and classy with an urban edge, but after she basically insulted several groups of people, i realized that when terri's at home what she's packing is a gun in the front of her jeans and a red bandana over her braids. shiiiiiiiiiit....

korto -- love -- she has the best ass on tv. holla at THAT!

you must watch bio channel's ep about the making of animal house. phe-fucking-nominal.

btw, my womb aches as i watch shear genius. do any of those girls need a home?? omg, i would totally adopt a 5 yr old now. like right now. and is this rene guy for reals? why why why haven't i been watching this show??? why????? it is a fag hag's wet dream, yo!!!

i run around the apt during breaks trying to get shtuff done, yet in anticipation of the show's return, i end up watching most of the commercials. then i end up missing most of the actual show b/c i start running around the apt again once it starts. i just gots so much to do... new word of the day: baliage -- hand painted highlights, per crazy punk guy.

best line during shear genius: she's closer to jesus now than i think she's ever been -- in reference to one contestant's mom's cut being right back to texas 80's.

buh-bye for now...