in love with eldery twins

OK, so, i pretty much have a crush on Edith and Ellen. you know, the 77 year old twins from the Walgreens commercial. yeah, i want to be pals with them. or adopt them as my grandmothers, since all of mine are gone. as it turns out, their real names are frances and iris, but i'm still hands-down all-in. check this out.



i'm sorry, but in the commercial, don't they appear to both be skinny-minnie? but here we see that "ellen" (iris) is a bit chubbier. they didn't mention that in the commercial! i mean, edith/frances coulda said "i was married first, i had kids first, i got this haircut first, and YOU'RE FAT!" that's what i woulda said if she were my sister, anyway. of course, frances/edith could be suffering from anorexia...? and since they're twins, ellen/iris would also have to have an eating disorder; however, hers is clearly not anorexia...

well, regardless of the name frances, these gals just have to be jewish. and they shoulda been used as one of the couples in When Harry Met Sally, except they're not a couple in that way...