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it is my bff rachel's birthday today. there is a prime time episode of TPIR on tv right now. (TPIR = the price is right, you dumb-ass motherfuckers.)
OH OH OH!!! and they're playing the goddamn YODELING game--i cannot believe it. holy christ. TPIR, drew carey, and the yodeling game?? rachel would be off her rocker if she were watching this right now. yes, i said 'off her rocker' because, bitch--we's OLD!! if we was young, i woulda said "rachel's underwears would be soaked if she were watching this right now." that's right, we're are both less than a handful o' yrs away from the big 4-0! but you know what--bring it on. BRING. IT. ON. 'cause if the 30s rock this hard, i can't wait to see my 40s. holla!!
* ho = rachel Hodesh festenstein. yes, that's her name; no, i'm not kidding; and, yes, "hodesh" is hebrew so it begins with a hard h...
ohmahgad, i just realized--why stop there?! how about some classic pnut & ho moments from 1988-2008?! (twenty years?! i just threw up in my mouth a little...). the people deserve to hear some stories from the old days. ("the people" being rachel's children--as soon as they're old enough to read.) :)
*** stealing condoms every time we went to the kroger in kentwood--for no other reason than we thought it was hilarious. we filled with condoms an entire crystal bowl in your parents' foyer at the new year's party ('ello, 1989! woot!). funniest thing--we were all virgins. (still are...) (that was clear foreshadowing of my career in hiv/aids education, nachon?
***rachel chose me instead of my brother. true story: rachel & TR were high school sweethearts in the classic sense--we all thought they were in for the long haul. they were our jack & diane! she and i met. she and i realized we were going to be in it for the long haul, and he made her choose. MADE HER CHOOSE!! lol. fucking sophie's choice, right? well, ray ray (i'm the ONLY person in the universe allowed to call her that, btw), quite prophetically, chose ME. miss penny lane. pnut. p. schulman. scooter. flyman. sprout. poodle. yes, she chose ME. and i still have her! that's the ultimate revenge on a brother who, along with the 2 other older brothers, tortured me my whole life. ha!
more to come...
OH OH OH!!! and they're playing the goddamn YODELING game--i cannot believe it. holy christ. TPIR, drew carey, and the yodeling game?? rachel would be off her rocker if she were watching this right now. yes, i said 'off her rocker' because, bitch--we's OLD!! if we was young, i woulda said "rachel's underwears would be soaked if she were watching this right now." that's right, we're are both less than a handful o' yrs away from the big 4-0! but you know what--bring it on. BRING. IT. ON. 'cause if the 30s rock this hard, i can't wait to see my 40s. holla!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HO*!!!!
* ho = rachel Hodesh festenstein. yes, that's her name; no, i'm not kidding; and, yes, "hodesh" is hebrew so it begins with a hard h...
ohmahgad, i just realized--why stop there?! how about some classic pnut & ho moments from 1988-2008?! (twenty years?! i just threw up in my mouth a little...). the people deserve to hear some stories from the old days. ("the people" being rachel's children--as soon as they're old enough to read.) :)
*** stealing condoms every time we went to the kroger in kentwood--for no other reason than we thought it was hilarious. we filled with condoms an entire crystal bowl in your parents' foyer at the new year's party ('ello, 1989! woot!). funniest thing--we were all virgins. (still are...) (that was clear foreshadowing of my career in hiv/aids education, nachon?
***rachel chose me instead of my brother. true story: rachel & TR were high school sweethearts in the classic sense--we all thought they were in for the long haul. they were our jack & diane! she and i met. she and i realized we were going to be in it for the long haul, and he made her choose. MADE HER CHOOSE!! lol. fucking sophie's choice, right? well, ray ray (i'm the ONLY person in the universe allowed to call her that, btw), quite prophetically, chose ME. miss penny lane. pnut. p. schulman. scooter. flyman. sprout. poodle. yes, she chose ME. and i still have her! that's the ultimate revenge on a brother who, along with the 2 other older brothers, tortured me my whole life. ha!
more to come...
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