how the TP rolls....

i still don't understand how the issue can be viewed in any other way whatsoever, but the fact that i continue to walk into toilets where the paper is facing any other way than as shown above proves that the issue must be addressed.

lately i've had to admit to myself that this has gone from beyond a preference and has moved into a full-blown obsession. with the exception of those really complicated paper-dispensers in huge multi-stall rest rooms, i will change the direction of the paper on the roll in any bathroom if it is facing the wrong way. parents' houses? check! work? check! 2amys bathroom? check! sister's guest bathroom? check!

oh, and while we're on the subject, unless it is in use, the ONLY only way a toilet should be is closed. all.the.way. no view of water. understand? this is not a male/female issue. all lids closed makes it the same effort on everyones part anyway... if for no other than the obvious reasons, your loo will feel so much larger when you're shaving in the mirror, putting on make-up, brushing your teeth, etc. the other reasons aren't necessary to describe in detail. you can imagine for yourself. ew.

and no shag rugs ON your toilet. or wooden toilet seats. i must cut myself off before i need a xanax...