Miss Penny Lane

I always tell the girls, never take it seriously.
If ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt.
Ya never get hurt, ya always have fun...
And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Thursday, February 08, 2007


Anna Nicole Dead at 39

I am seriously in shock. Wow. My whole office was abuzz (all nine of us)! This is CRAZY!! I am home watching TV now. I wonder if Howard had something to do with it? There’s speculation he had s'thing to do with Daniel’s death. Maybe she faked it! Maybe she is really alive hiding out with Jim Morrison, Elvis, and Tupak! Because she collapsed/died in a casino, we all know there is going to be TONS of video coverage of her last minutes! It’s gonna be a huge investigation. So many questions!!

**What the hell happened?
**Where is Dannielynn?
**What happens to ANS’ pending lawsuits (TrimSpa, the who’s-your-daddy? suit, her $400 million inheritance, etc)?

**What about the investigation into Daniel's death?? She was the key witness!!

400 million! By the time her kid is able to get her hands on that money, it will have become a bazillion dollars! She'll get all the money, not Howard, right? Oooo, maybe he killed Daniel and ANS! Back to the kid: This girl could grow up as a freakin’ orphan millionaire and, let’s face it, whether her father is Birkhead or this Stern freak show, the girl is gonna be hot (as long as she doesn’t get to a point where she needs TrimSpa like her mama did!). She’s the next Paris Hilton, but better b/c she is shrouded in mystery and…oye, I’m getting away from myself here.

Anyway, E! News is coming on! Gots ta go!
UPDATE (8:00 pm):
Bill O'Reilly is already calling it an overdose!! He is such a jack-ass! He's probably right-on, but still...! I don't know why I stopped at this damn channel, but now I am rivited. I've always been too afraid to watch Bill O'Reilly! OMG, I didn't know that he was so entertaining! Watching him discuss ANS is making me laugh my ass off. I should really turn the channel to my boyfriend Jon Stewart instead! Done, and done! Ah, but dammit, this is last night's episode of The Daily Show. Are we all sure that Bill O'Reilly is not just a character? I mean, no one can really think these things, right? (Colbert is even more brilliant than I ever realized.)