Miss Penny Lane

I always tell the girls, never take it seriously.
If ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt.
Ya never get hurt, ya always have fun...
And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Monday, November 17, 2008

how the TP rolls....

i still don't understand how the issue can be viewed in any other way whatsoever, but the fact that i continue to walk into toilets where the paper is facing any other way than as shown above proves that the issue must be addressed.

lately i've had to admit to myself that this has gone from beyond a preference and has moved into a full-blown obsession. with the exception of those really complicated paper-dispensers in huge multi-stall rest rooms, i will change the direction of the paper on the roll in any bathroom if it is facing the wrong way. parents' houses? check! work? check! 2amys bathroom? check! sister's guest bathroom? check!

oh, and while we're on the subject, unless it is in use, the ONLY only way a toilet should be is closed. all.the.way. no view of water. understand? this is not a male/female issue. all lids closed makes it the same effort on everyones part anyway... if for no other than the obvious reasons, your loo will feel so much larger when you're shaving in the mirror, putting on make-up, brushing your teeth, etc. the other reasons aren't necessary to describe in detail. you can imagine for yourself. ew.

and no shag rugs ON your toilet. or wooden toilet seats. i must cut myself off before i need a xanax...

Sunday, November 09, 2008

lips done well

you ever watch cold case? i HATE the theme song, which perfectly emulates the sounds of a dead woman howling along side a pack of dying cats in the Grand Canyon. the so-called "music" doesn't even give me the willies, which i think is its's just AWKWARD, and very unpleasing to the ear. but i do love the show and wish i remembered to tune in sunday nights on a more regular basis.

anyway, the purpose of this post is not the aforementioned music-driven, mystery drama; rather, its female lead: Kathryn Morris.

ms morris has evidently gotten her lips injected, and, well...they look GREAT. actually, it appears as though work may have only been done on her bottom lip, but what do i know? the results of whatever procedure(s) she had are flattering, sexy, and not overdone at all. the pale beauty is far less obvi than meg ryan, and eons away from the all-time natural fish-lips, angelina --vomit-- jolie. ms. morris had some embellishments, but she didn't take it out of the realm of reality. well done, girl.. too bad joan rivers didn't take your lead....