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Miss Penny Lane


I always tell the girls, never take it seriously.
If ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt.
Ya never get hurt, ya always have fun...
And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Sunday, September 25, 2005

They're both lucky bitches...

Sources have confirmed that Hollywood couple DEMI MOORE and ASHTON KUTCHER wed in a secret ceremony Saturday night at a private home in Beverly Hills. US Magazine reports that the nuptials were performed before a small group of family and friends including BRUCE WILLIS and LUCY LIU.

The 42-year-old Demi and 27-year-old Ashton have been inseparable since they were introduced to each other through their mutual friend, actress SARA FOSTER, back in 2003. They made their first public outing together in June of that year at the 'Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle' premiere, where they arrived on the red carpet with Demi's ex, Bruce, and family in tow.

Ashton had previously been dating his 'Just Married' co-star
BRITTANY MURPHY [ewww!]. The two split amicably in April 2003 and soon the headlines were filled with Ashton and Demi.

Wedding rumors have been floating ever since he appeared overcome with emotion for his new lady love in April on "The Oprah Winfrey Show" when he tearfully revealed, "I love being with her. She makes me a better person." [It truly was uber-sweet, and lacked any couch-jumping or other embarrassing overreactions.]


The "Punk'd" king is close with Demi's kids, RUMER, SCOUT and TALLULAH [of course, they're close to his age!], who have reportedly moved with their mom from Idaho to a Hollywood Hills mansion together. He even gets along with Bruce. The 'Sin City' star has agreed to make a special guest appearance on an upcoming episode of "That '70s Show." He'll play Vic, a fast-talking security head at Chicago's Playboy Club, who interviews Kutcher's character, Kelso, for a security gig at the club. [Now that I can't wait to see!]

24 Band Aides had a tale from the tour:

  • At 7:59 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Asian Mistress said…

    Isn't he old enough to be her son?

    Hmmm...whatever floats your boat!

     
  • At 8:28 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger cuff said…

    If you ask me Kutcher and the oldest kid have it going on. Check out her coy smile -- I'm willing to bet his hand's somewhere it shouldn't be in that photo.

     
  • At 8:39 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger I-66 said…

    can anybody explain why Brittany Murphy's been on the cover of Maxim magazines multiple times?

     
  • At 9:29 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger The Senator said…

    Can anyone explain to me why they are all looking at Bruce, rather lovingly, and smiling? It's like a "Dad" showed up to the kid's play, and no one expected it...kind of look.

    Mazel Tov to Ashton.

    #3 for her; #1 for him.
    Any bets on how long this one lasts?

     
  • At 9:35 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Johnny said…

    divorce watch is on...

    i predict 1-2 years tops.

     
  • At 9:40 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger V said…

    I this on CNN (yes, CNN) this morning. Good for Demi, but I give it about five years...just in time for Demi to sag and Rumer to blossom.

     
  • At 10:02 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Phil said…

    I also say 1-2 years, or whenever Ashton realizes he just married a 43 yr old woman, whichever comes first.

     
  • At 10:39 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Miss Penny Lane said…

    Come on, Guys!! Where's the love?? ;)

     
  • At 11:32 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Kathryn Is So Over said…

    Yeah, just look at Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn. Ewwwww.

    I loved the WaPo Express headline this morning: Demi marries young Ashton... They couldn't avoid dropping the age difference!

     
  • At 11:36 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger DCSportsChick said…

    I thought it was classy of Bruce Willis to attend- obviously he's on pretty good terms with the happy couple for his presence to be warranted at a relatively small wedding.

     
  • At 11:49 AM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Miss Penny Lane said…

    Yeah, they all hang out together and shit. That was SO not my family. My parents can't even be in the same room to this day, over 28 years after their divorce....

     
  • At 12:19 PM, September 26, 2005, Blogger I-66 said…

    hold on.. why have I not yet said anything about the naming of the children? Seriously?

    Most egregious: "Tallulah" - has anyone seen Cool Runnings when someone suggests naming the sled Tallulah and they all laugh and Sanka says it "sounds like a [small amount of money i can't remember] hooker" Why is it that it's the "stars" that seem to name their children the weirdest things?

     
  • At 2:05 PM, September 26, 2005, Blogger The Captain said…

    As long as we're highlighting celebs naming their kids stupid things, we have to bring up Penn Gillette (of Penn&Teller fame) naming his daughter Moxie Crimefighter Gillette. That's should be a jailable offense.

    I personally think Rumer is the worst name. I've heard Talullah before, though that may have been because of Cool Runnings. I've heard the name Scout before from the show "Survivor." Rumer...I got nothing.

     
  • At 4:55 PM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Miss Penny Lane said…

    Scout is from "To Kill a Mockingbird." I like Rumer. But that poor Tallulah...at least she's hot.

     
  • At 5:11 PM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Washington Cube said…

    Rumer is from Rumer Godden, a writer. Two of her more famous novels are Black Narcissus and Battle of the Villa Fiorita

     
  • At 5:41 PM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Sean said…

    I think it's a perfect example of just how sick hollywood folk are. Demmie's going to fall apart fast with all the plastic surgery and whatever. AK is going to wake up one day and find a freak monster sleeping in his bed. Guess what happens next? This should be illegal. Those kids are prime candidates for honorary Hannibal Lecter status a few years down the road. The makers of Zoloft are standing by, ready to assist.

     
  • At 6:07 PM, September 26, 2005, Blogger I-66 said…

    Cube... you never cease to amaze.

     
  • At 6:37 PM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Kathryn Is So Over said…

    They named Tallulah after Tallulah Bankhead, old-time actress...

     
  • At 6:50 PM, September 26, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Well, I am happy for them I hope it works out for them. Seriously.

     
  • At 7:17 PM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Dutchess said…

    I hope it works out too. I can only hope to find a hot 20 something in my 40s. This only means my could be future husband is in driver's ed at the moment, but, someday! Guys do this all of the time.. good for Demi.

     
  • At 8:39 PM, September 26, 2005, Blogger Kris said…

    I do hope it works out. In my fantasy, Rumer, Tallulah, Scout and Ashton make play-do spaghetti meals for Demi while Bruce and I kick some serious ass in Die Hard V: The Twilight Years.

     
  • At 10:04 AM, September 27, 2005, Blogger Miss Penny Lane said…

    For some reason, I think this one is for real. Being the pop culture whore that I am, I have been following their relationship since the beginning, and there is just s'thing about them that seems to fit. Also, I don't think Demi will be sagging anytime soon. She is h-o-t hot...

     
  • At 10:35 AM, September 27, 2005, Blogger I-66 said…

    ...what about Die Hard 4?

     
  • At 3:36 PM, September 28, 2005, Blogger Crazy Girl City said…

    I don't know. It seems strange. Kind of like the TomKat engagement.
    Both (younger)stars hooking up with someone they probably crushed on as a teen.

     

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