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Miss Penny Lane


I always tell the girls, never take it seriously.
If ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt.
Ya never get hurt, ya always have fun...
And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store and visit your friends.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

My Day Just Got Brighter...

I admit that it is pathetic that another person's misfortune brings me so much joy, but as you all know, I loathe Star Jones, so this news brightened my day. She spends so much time talking about herself on The View, but I wonder if she even let her co-hosts broach the subject of her hubby's arrest. Bitch didn't even visit him when he was in custody for 12 hours!


Star Jones' Husband Arrested
October 26, 2005
Wall Street banker AL REYNOLDS, husband of "The View" co-host
STAR JONES, was arrested just before 3:00 a.m. Wednesday morning in Manhattan, NY for allegedly driving with a suspended licence.

Police said they pulled Reynolds over because he was changing lanes without signaling, then later discovered his license status.

According to the New York Post, he then spent over 12 hours detained at Manhattan's 19th Precinct stationhouse, due to a faulty fingerpri[n]ting machine. He was issued a desk-appearance ticket.

Star reportedly never did pay a visit to her husband while in custody.

Reynolds married Jones in [an obnoxious wedding in] November of 2004 at St. Bartholomew's Church in New York City.



#1: What is he doing out at 3 a.m. without his wife? (He was probably at a gay bar.)

#2: What could possibly be wrong with the finger printing machine?? The way I see it: Finger + ink + paper = fingerprints.

#3: Why wouldn't the former DA (his wife) have run over there and lawyered him up?? (Because he was out at a gay bar.)

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