My Day Just Got Brighter...
I admit that it is pathetic that another person's misfortune brings me so much joy, but as you all know, I loathe Star Jones, so this news brightened my day. She spends so much time talking about herself on The View, but I wonder if she even let her co-hosts broach the subject of her hubby's arrest. Bitch didn't even visit him when he was in custody for 12 hours!Star Jones' Husband Arrested
October 26, 2005
Wall Street banker AL REYNOLDS, husband of "The View" co-host STAR JONES, was arrested just before 3:00 a.m. Wednesday morning in Manhattan, NY for allegedly driving with a suspended licence.
Police said they pulled Reynolds over because he was changing lanes without signaling, then later discovered his license status.
According to the New York Post, he then spent over 12 hours detained at Manhattan's 19th Precinct stationhouse, due to a faulty fingerpri[n]ting machine. He was issued a desk-appearance ticket.
Star reportedly never did pay a visit to her husband while in custody.
Reynolds married Jones in [an obnoxious wedding in] November of 2004 at St. Bartholomew's Church in New York City.
#1: What is he doing out at 3 a.m. without his wife? (He was probably at a gay bar.)
#2: What could possibly be wrong with the finger printing machine?? The way I see it: Finger + ink + paper = fingerprints.
#3: Why wouldn't the former DA (his wife) have run over there and lawyered him up?? (Because he was out at a gay bar.)
posted by Miss Penny Lane @ 12:39 PM
11 Band Aides had a tale from the tour:
At 2:31 PM, October 27, 2005,
Miss Penny Lane said…
I wouldn't be surprised if he is gay. I am not sure that he was in jail, per se; I think he was detained b/c they were having problems with the finger printing machine (um, does it take more than ink and paper???). 12 hours without a visit from your former- DA wife?? Puh-leeze! She shoulda been in there "lawyering up" for him!
At 3:56 PM, October 27, 2005,
Anonymous said…
That picture of her as an octupus is hilarious! ha ha
At 4:36 PM, October 27, 2005,
Phil said…
Starr Jones wants you to know she is a lawyer.
At 5:01 PM, October 27, 2005,
DC Cookie said…
LOVE the insertions...
At 5:42 PM, October 27, 2005,
Washington Cube said…
Don't you remember that Saturday Night Live skit, just before Star married, where it was all about acquiring "stuff" for her wedding, but also about how her husband was gay and would never sleep with her. Too funny: my code word is ouiudu..which is damn close to DUI. ;)
At 10:01 AM, October 28, 2005,
Miss Penny Lane said…
Ah, thanks for the insight, DcLc, but that takes the humor (word used loosely) outta my post...
Cape Cod Cubie-- ouiudu??
I missed that SNL skit. Bummer...
At 12:39 PM, October 28, 2005,
I-66 said…
well in that case, you'll like this
At 3:05 PM, October 28, 2005,
Mamma Bear said…
OH MY GOD! LOVE THIS POST. I am still crying from laughing so hard. That woman is a damn mess. Have you EVER seen this train wreck?
At 3:22 PM, October 28, 2005,
Miss Penny Lane said…
I refuse to enter my e-mail address to gain access, so I haven't gone there yet. Maybe I will venture in later today...
At 3:56 PM, October 28, 2005,
Mamma Bear said…
You can use a fake email address try: myhusbandisgay@star.com HA HA HA
At 4:50 PM, October 28, 2005,
VP of Dior said…
that picture made my day!
Post a Comment
<< Home