Thank God for Dirt!

I really dig the new FX show, and I can't wait for Aniston's appearance in a few weeks, but the reason why I am ever-so-thankful that the new episode is on right now is because I was almost, almost about to go against all of my scruples and watch the premiere of the new season of The Real Housewives of Orange County (insert HUGE shudder)! I freely admit to watching the first season (like a train wreck), but the previews for the new season are beyond sickening. Ugh!! Those women make me want to vomit!! They make me ashamed for ever wanting to be wealthy. I don't even have the energy to go into how nauseated they make me! What I need to do is create one word that sums up pretentious, obnoxious, pathetic, and heartless. Any suggestions? I'll be offline until Tuesday while I travel for work. I hope to return to some really good options, people!

xoxo,
MPL